Red Iguana Evening

Post Mortem

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Author:    Steve Keppel-Jones                                    author profile
Email:     stevekj@bnr.ca                                           view thread
Date:      1997/03/31
Forums:    alt.atheism, alt.atheism.satire
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[We rejoin our heroes, the Red Iguana and his faithful sidekick Ferret Boy, as they wake up from a long coma. They are in the remains of the PubeFort which has been looted by the Atheists. The Red Iguana is the first to regain consciousness.] 
In article <5hj7bi$122k$1@news.gate.net>, Publius <publius@gate.net> writes:
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[He seems to be a bit woozy. Ferret Boy stirs to life next.]

Ferret Boy:  <urgh> Ow, my head! Publius, look what happened to the PubeFort! All the equipment is gone! 
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Ferret Boy:  Publius, say something! [shakes him] 
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Ferret Boy:  We have to do something! We don't have any of the machines we need to disrupt the Evil Atheists! They stole the Anti-Nomologizer, the Auto-Mozumderizer and even the portable Auto-McElwainizer that we built to replace the one that was destroyed in the Pubemobile. We don't even have a FAX machine any more for heaven's sake. What are we going to do???

[Can the Masked Iguana and his Faithful Sidekick, Ferret Boy, recover from this disastrous turn of events? Tune in next time and see!] 
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Steve Keppel-Jones (stevekj@nortel.ca)
CLATTOR/EMAC/VAHA/BAAWA!/UAI/Atheist #54
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