Red Iguana Evening

Evolution

Re: EVOLUTION                                                      more options

Author:    Steve Keppel-Jones                                     author profile
Email:     stevekj@bnr.ca
Date:      1998/08/05                                               view thread
Forums:    alt.fan.publius, alt.atheism, alt.fan.splifford,
           alt.christnet
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[We rejoin the Red Iguana and his faithful sidekick, Ferret Boy, in their somewhat demolished hideout, trying to get themselves reorganized.]

Ferret Boy: Publius, how are we going to find the Evil Atheists (hack, hack, cough, spit) now that they have destroyed our tracking device?

Publius  <publius@seminole.gate.net> wrote:
>   In my Article - TRANSITIONAL FORMS - I said that the Darwinian Theory
>of Evolution (and its off-shoots) is not supported by palaeontological
>evidence.

Ferret Boy: Yes, I know you said that already. But what--

> I said that fossil banks representing long geological periods
>should show a mass of transitional forms.

Ferret Boy: Are these the forms of the Evil Atheists?

>  Instead, we have the apparently
>sudden appearance of new forms and except for a few oddities that are
>seized upon by the desperate Darwinists as transitional forms, no apparent
>connection with previous forms. This is a fact and more and more
>researchers are acknowledging this apparent incongruity.

Ferret Boy: OK, but can we get these researchers to help us find the Evil Atheists (hack, hack, cough, spit) ?

>   I believe the current Theory of Evolution is bankrupt but that does not
>mean I do not believe in the PROCESS of Evolution.

Ferret Boy: You're not helping. I'm going to go and find them myself. Can I have the keys to the Pubemobile?

>   I said that Life is pure "Will" and it is marvelous how it manifests itself
>in the Earth's environment.

Ferret Boy: Yes, but we have to rid the environment of those Evil Atheists. Come on.

>   Eventually, we will discover its "Laws", as they govern its Evolution.
>But first we have to overcome the prejudices and intimidating opposition
>that stymie our efforts.

Ferret Boy: They're sure stymying our efforts, alright. Look what they did to the hideout! We have to find them and stick it to them.

>   PUBLIUS at <alt.fan.publius>

Ferret Boy: You're not going to find them at <alt.fan.publius>. Let's go.

[Where are the Dynamic Duo going? Will they find the Evil Atheists (hack, hack, cough, spit)? And what shape is the Pubemobile in? Tune in next time and see!]

Steve

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