From: hdykstra@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Hans M Dykstra) Subject: Interlude: Knowledgius in Never-Never-Land Date: 31 Mar 1994 21:44:35 -0500 Message-ID: <2ng1qjINNlva@twain.ucs.umass.edu>Knowledgius in Never-Never-Land
Knowledgius: You!! This is your fault!! I'll turn you inside out, you leprous little lizard!! Where's your rodent friend? I'll save him for a late night snack, I will!> I myself wonder if I'm 'real'.
[The little procession enters the main foyer, with the Vile Corrupter of Innocents straining to get at the lizard-suited man -- indeed, he's frothing at the mouth a little. The lizard man seems completely clued out.]> More and more I'm > beginning to think I'm the 'Flying Dutchman' > conmdemned to eternally sail the Seas of Internet,
Knowledgius: You think you're so special but you haven't heard the last of me, you scaly cretin! And I mean that in every sense of the word. Cretin, that is.> never 'making port' - as punishment for uttering > the unforgivable heresy - asserting that Atheism > is a Religion whose 'God' is the composite of the > workings of the Laws of Physics and Chemistry.
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