From: clavazzi@nyx10.cs.du.edu (chuck lavazzi)
Subject: Why Can't the Fundies?
Message-ID: <1994Mar26.180951.26517@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 94 18:09:51 GMT


"Why Can't the Fundies" (to the tune of "Why Can't the English?"
from "My Fair Lady")

Why can't the fundies teach their children how to think?
This Biblical quotation is really rather Pink.
If you wrote like Stanley, sir, instead of the way you do,
Why you might just be a net.geek, too

(A.a regular: I beg your pardon, sir!)

A theist's way of ranting absolutely classifies him.
The moment he POSTS IN CAPS, he makes the rest of us despise him.
Straight, simple logic I'm afraid we'll never get.
Oh, why can't the fundies learn to set
A good example for posters whose ramblings aRE painful to the sight?
The Mormons and Baptists really are a fright.
There even are places where thinking completely disappears.
(spoken) Well, at the ICR they haven't used it for years!

Why can't the fundies teach their children how to think?
Why are most theist posters a bunch of mindless finks?
For thought, they use mostly quotes from some darn Holy Book...
(spoken) Well, they don't care what the quotes say, actually, so long 
as they can use them to attack homosexuality...

Math'meticians run through theorms with the speed of summer lightning,
And philosophers do abstractions which are absolutely frightening.
But ask that a theist think, and he says that you're damned.
And that's why the fundies...
That's why they fundies..
All..
Get..
Slammed!



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