Red Iguana Dawn
Prelude (1 of 5): What If?
From: sprowell@grape.cs.utk.edu (Stacy Prowell)
Newsgroups: alt.atheism.satire
Subject: PRELUDE TO RED IGUANA DAWN (1 of 5) What if?
Date: 14 Mar 1994 14:54:35 GMT
Message-ID: <2m1trbINN6pq@CS.UTK.EDU>
Here's post number one. It has the wondrous "WhatIf"
machine in it.
Re: LOVE THY NEIGHBOR
In article <andyer.683.2D629811@zebu.cvm.msu.edu>
andyer@zebu.cvm.msu.edu (DYER ANGELA) writes:
[...]
|> Please respond to a post.....
^^^^^^^
Publius is a one-way street. He is either living in
a one-person world, posting stream-of-consciousness
like some sort of Faulkneresque Darl, or he is so
insecure he has to feed his ego by ignoring us and
pretending his rudeness makes him somehow superior.
If Jesus had ignored the Pharisees, what would have
happenned, Publius? Let's take a trip in the WhatIf
Machine(tm) and find out...
(Don't tell anybody about this machine. I'm working
on it for my dissertation.)
<zzzzzzzzT! crash boom!>
Don't mind the smoke -- er, it's normal... probably.
Ah, we've arrived. Look, there's Pub- er, Jesus
right over there! Let's listen, shall we?
Pharisees: Teacher, this woman was caught in
adultery, in the very act! Now Moses commanded
that such women be stoned. But what do you
say?
Jesus: Atheism is a Religion. It postulates --
Pharisees: What? What are you talking about?
Jesus: -- a God whose Nature is the composite of
the workings of the Physical Universe.
Pharisees: The woman, teacher; stone her or not?
Jesus: You want me to respond, but NO! I will
not allow you to feed your Egos on me! Just
accept that atheism is a Religion! Atheism is
a Religion! It is. You will have to accept
it sooner or later, so why not now?
Pharisees: [aside] Stone the woman. This guy's
raving.
Peter: Lord, how can I follow you if you aren't
able to answer the Pharisees? You said I could
not follow where you went... but I didn't know
you were going crazy!
Jesus: Poor lepers need love. Those who eat
bread with me need love. People I inadvertently
bring back from the dead for no good reason need
love...
Desciples: Let's get outa here. A crowd's
forming...
<zzzap!>
Well, we're back. Hmm. I wonder if there's a lesson
to be learned from our little trip? Nah, probably not.
[...]
|> ANGEE
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