Storming the Pearly Gates
by Dan Johnson
The Players
The Main Force
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Stryder Terence Rokop
Geoff Arnold Dan Johnson
John Kress mathew
Jim Hogan Arturo Viso Magidin
Trevor Hicks Rick Duffy
Jeffery Cook James Rice
The Jesus Detachment
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Mark McCullough
Steven Keppel-Jones
Alan Geist
The Holy Ghost Brigade
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Ray Ingles Clark Davis Adams
Bob Beauchaine Angela Dyer
Scott Sauyet
Extras
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Godly Smurf... Brainy Smurf
Jehovah... Ahura-Mazda
Papa Smurf... Pavarotti
Stowell... Stacy Prowell
Orithyia... Garfield
Q... John DeLanci
Gozer... Can't tell under all that plastic.
I.P.U. (pbuh)... Did you see anyone? Me neither.
Barney... Bought one at an "Ames".
Stacy Prowell... Yoda
Darth Publius... Irfan Alan
St. Peter... Biff
Bobby Mozumder... Relax, it was a matte painting.
LOUD VOICE FROM OUTSIDE... Mr. Rogers
Voice from above... LOUD VOICE FROM OUTSIDE
Tittering Birds... Beavis & Butthead
Passing Archangel... Mr. Bill
Clerk... Michael J. Fox
Holy Ghost Cloud... Doesn't really exist
JEEZUS... Pat Robertson
JEEZUS Followers... Animatronics. Nobody would play role.
Man Speaking in Tongues... Homer Simpson
Flanders... Marge Simpson
Logic Policeman #1... Arnold Schwartzenheager
Logic Policeman #2... Sylvester Stallone
Randroids Provided by Industrial Prose and Punctiation
Plot Concepts and Inspirations
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Dan Johnson Arturo Viso Magidin
Mark McCullough Terence M. Rokop
Jim Hogan Bob Lang
Steve Keppel-Jones Alan Geist
Orithyia Clark Davis Adams
Scott Sauyet Angela Dyer
Additional thanks to all who responded to my call for info,
namely:
Arturo Viso Magidin Geoff Arnold
Terence M. Rokop Diane Westerfield
Jim Hogan Bob Lang
Steven Keppel-Jones Alan Geist
Ray Ingles Stacy Prowell
Clark Davis Adams Scott Sauyet
Angela Dyer Keith Cochran
and others I forgot to record...