Red Iguana Sunset
Prelude
From: sprowell@rocky.cs.utk.edu (Stacy Prowell)
Subject: RED IGUANA SUNSET: Prelude
Date: 10 Dec 1994 05:17:56 GMT
Message-ID: <SPROWELL.94Dec10001756@rocky.cs.utk.edu>
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in
possession of a superior intellect must be in want of a
deity.
Nobody understood this fundamental fact more clearly than
did Michael Courtney. Running a close second would have
been Ifran Allan. Third would be Bobby Mozumder. We are
not primarily concerned with any of these people. It is the
fourth person we are concerned with, for running a distant
fourth in this list of Great Men was Stanley.
Though Stanley fell somewhat behind in sheer zealousness, he
did have something the others lacked. Stanley had a plan.
A foolproof plan for the complete subjugation of the worst
scourge the Christian Nation of the United States of America
had ever seen.
Stanley had a plan to deal with the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
The plan was simple. First Stanley would reveal the
Irrefutable Fact that Atheism is a Religion. (He would be
the first to do so.) Once this was done, Stanley would be
in position to strip away the layers of protection which had
shielded the Atheist Religion for so long by revealing-one
by one-the Immutable Tenets of the Atheist Religion.
To keep his identity a secret, Stanley would take the name
Publius -- in honor of James Madison -- and disguise himself by
wearing a red iguana costume. So disguised, with his
pseudonym in the spotlight and Genetics on his side, Stanley
would be unstoppable.
Stanley's plan had seemed to be working as predicted, and he
had been able to defeat the atheist god, Knowledgius
Objectivus, by forcing the Atheists -- their backs against the
wall -- to deny him [Red Iguana Dawn]. However, more recently
things seemed to have taken a turn for the worse [Red Iguana
Noon]. Somehow Knowledgius had managed to come back from
never-never land. Knowledgius (the vile and wicked, wicked
Atheist God) had stolen his sidekick, the not-so-loyal
Ferret Boy, and had even had the audacity to try to destroy
him, Publius!
Well, this time Stanley was ready. He had been talking to
his DNA, and it had a new plan...
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-- _Stacy J. Prowell___________________________sprowell@cs.utk.edu_
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| "Any system of religion that has anything in it that shocks |
| the mind of a child, cannot be a true system." - Thomas Paine |
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