Red Iguana Dawn
Episode 15: Idiocy?
From: sprowell@grape.cs.utk.edu (Stacy Prowell)
Subject: RED IGUANA DAWN, Episode 15: Idiocy?
Date: 14 Mar 1994 20:24:10 GMT
Message-ID: <2m2h5aINN77r@CS.UTK.EDU>
[When last we left our Defender of All That
Is Right, the wearer of the Red Iguana Suit
and matching socks, the Mighty Publius, he,
along with Ferret Boy and Knowledgius
Objectivus, had been strapped into the evil
Free Thought Enforcer by the Wicked,
Wicked, Atheists. Ferret Boy had fired his
pocked anti-nomologizer at the Free Thought
Enforcer just as it came to life, and had
created a feedback loop in the Vile Device
of Disrepute. IS THIS FINALLY THE END?
Let's see!]
Ferret Boy: <Oh, no>
[The thought "Oh, no" travels to the Free
Thought Enforcer, mingles in the feedback
loop with the anti-nomologizer, and returns
across the wires as the thought "All ducks
are red."]
Knowledgius: Not suprising. You only need
to assume one contradiction to prove
that!
Ferret Boy: <Ducks>
["Ducks" travells across the line, comes
back as "Not all then neither some not many
but few in the case of all or nothing."]
Ferret Boy: Hey, this isn't bad! It's
kinda like reading McDowell.
Publius <publius@inca.gate.net> presumably wrote in email to Xian:
|> I thought I was being quite charitable when
|> I tossed the epithet at your collective bunck
|> that you all seem to have an easy familiarity
|> with - considering all the dung you threw at me.
|>
|> Beyond that all I can add is Drop Dead!
|>
|> Atheism IS a Religion, you know - PUBLIUS
[Publius' email travels acros the wires to
the Free Thought Enforcer, where it is
translated, folded, spindled, mutilated,
and returns as "Turkey, Turkey, Turkey,
Kibo, Kibo, Kibo, Beable, Beable, Beable."
This is quite curious for two reasons.
First, it is semantically identical to the
original message (which is highly
improbable) and second at that very
moment several people were grepping their
newsfeeds...]
Sedar: Turkey! Time to make an apperance
and proclaim the truth to all who cannot
work their killfiles!
Kibo: Huh? What the hell is Stacy doing
putting words in my mouth? Should I
ignore him? Perhaps I should consider it
slander? Perhaps someone who knows DOS
inside and out should tell him how to
erase a file. Perhaps he just needs a
pet.
[Ferret Boy is finally able to successfully
aim his pocket anti-nomologizer at the
straps binding him and press the trigger.
The straps turn into alt.syntax.tactical,
and run off and annoy other newsgroups. At
last the author tires of this bland Usenet
humor and returns to the plot just as
Ferret Boy springs free of the Free Thought
Enforcer.]
Ferret Boy: Ah ha! Now we can catch those
Vile Atheist Scum off guard and Finish
them off! [He releases Publius and
Knowledgius, neither of whom seem
adversely affected by the Free Thought
Enforcer, which is now beginning to catch
flame in the corner.]
[Our Heroes slip unnoticed out of the
building...]
Ferret Boy: Well, what's our next move, O
Mighty Red Lizard?
[Indeed, what is Publius' plan now? Tune
in next time and find out!]
--
-- _Stacy Prowell_______sprowell@utkcs.utk.edu_
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