Red Iguana Dawn
Episode 17: Reality
From: sprowell@grape.cs.utk.edu (Stacy Prowell)
Subject: RED IGUANA DAWN, Episode 17: Reality
Date: 14 Mar 1994 20:27:08 GMT
Message-ID: <2m2hasINN7md@CS.UTK.EDU>
[Having sent Vile Atheist Do-no-gooder
Knowledgius Objectivus packing, Our Champions
of Religion, Correct Thought, and Irrational
Equivocation, Publius and his sidekick Ferret
Boy skulk about in the Atheist Base of
Operations.]
Ferret Boy: What do you suppose the atheists
(yuck, spit, hack) will do when they find out
we have escaped?
In article <2ldbgm$19se@inca.gate.net>, publius@inca.gate.net (Publius) writes:
|> They'll think of something - and there is the fall-back
|> position of blaming 'Publius' for the destruction of
|> their 'reality'.
|> .
|> PUBLIUS
Ferret Boy: Hey, I was the one who broke us
free! Shh! I hear something...
[Several Atheist acolytes approach, clad in the
flowing black robes of True Desciples of the
Atheist Faith.]
Acolyte 1: Have another day!
Acolyte 2: Would you please stop saying that?
I can only have one day at any particular
time.
Ferret Boy: [Quietly to Publius] Wicked
unbelievers! Actually thinking they can use
logic to assert that something cannot happen.
They will learn their lesson soon enough!
[Publius and Ferret Boy make their way slowly
and quietly back to the Ferret Van, to arm
themselves with Advanced Theistic Technology,
created without the Evil, Corrupting Influences
of the dabblers in theoretical physics and
their ilk. What will happen next? Is the
author burned out or just tired? Tune in next
time and find out!]
--
-- _Stacy Prowell_______sprowell@utkcs.utk.edu_
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