From: sprowell@grape.cs.utk.edu (Stacy Prowell) Subject: RED IGUANA DAWN, Episode 20: BORN-AGAIN 'FAQ'- QUESTION SIX Date: 18 Mar 1994 15:53:31 GMT Message-ID: <2mciprINN8br@CS.UTK.EDU>[Our Heroes have escaped the Island of Logis for the second time in as many episodes. They are now headed to the Much Famed PubeDome, underwater abode of the Iguana of Truth, Our Hero Publius. Ferret Boy, trusty Sidekick of the Mighty Life-Oriented Iguana, steers the Ferret Van over the waters with a steady hand.]
Ferret Boy: No, that's not it. I have been wondering how we're going to get in, since I have lost the keys. Also -- and this is a more pressing problem -- the Ferret Van hasn't been watertight since I had the sunroof installed by those God-Fearing people at Brother Joel Furr's Discount Mortuary and Custom Van Auto Sales. Since the PubeDome is on the ocean floor, this could pose a problem. Do you have an answer?In article <2lg3di$vpf@inca.gate.net>, publius@inca.gate.net (Publius) writes: > QUESTION:"What about 'Politics' and the Atheist Religion?"
Ferret Boy: I really fail to see how-> ANSWER: In Politics, "Liberalism" and "Atheism" are synonymous.
Ferret Boy: Huh?> (What a transformation in the meaning of a word since Christ > said:"Where Liberty is, there am I.")
Knowledgius does not see the sign, however, since it contains names which are in his killfile. Over the main viewscreen is an "Arrive Alive, Drive 55" sign, and next to one of the many keyboards is a picture of Publis and Jimmy Carter at the burning of the Oak Ridge Breeder Reactor Library. It is signed "Thanks for the idea, Stan! - Jimmy Carter". Knowledgius -- who was once a Carter fan -- scowls at it.]This Really Cool Control Room is OFF LIMITS to all but the Great Publius, Warm and Fuzzy Ferret Boy, and the Truly Great Intellectuals such as Mozumder and McDowell. THIS MEANS YOU, KNOWLEDGIUS!!!
Ferret Boy: Yeah!> "Multi-Party Democracy" is a made-to-order format for controlling > and manipulating the Masses.
[Knowledgius waves the tiny remote in front of the camera, then presses the button.]> The terms 'Democracy' and 'Party' do not occur even once in the > Declaration of Independence or the Constitution. The Founding > Fathers, during the Constitutional Convention, adopted this > Resolution::"The election of the President must be insulated > from the heat and ferment of a Popular Election." - They then > constructed an "Electoral" process that was designed to prevent > American Republic from suffering the same Fate as the Roman > Republic. What went wrong is a matter for later discussion.
Knowledgius: That's a nasty bit of sentence, isn't it?> But > here is what George Washington said in his Farewell Address > about the fatal tendence - already developing:"Let me now... > warn you...against the baneful effects of the spirit of Party. > The Alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened > by the spirit of revenge natural to Party dissension, which in > different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid > enormities, is itself a frightful despotism."
Knowledgius: Hey, what about the George Washington test you promised us? All I know that George Washington is that "that is the day stores have sales."> "But this leads to > a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and > miseries which result, gradually incline the minds of men to > seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual." > That is about as clear as you can make it:
Knowledgius: Just like Wal-Mart. Listen, why don't you two put your brain cells together and give me a ring you decide to have an intelligent discussion.> 'Democracy' is always > succeeded - as History tells us - by what we call today, > "A Fascist Dictatorship".- Always.
Knowledgius: And just how is saying men are not autonomous suppossed to set them free?> The Atheist Religion, with its "Doctrine of the Autonomous-Self" > is speeding the process of social dissolution and thereby > the coming of a Dictatorship. Society will then say:"We had > no choice."
Ferret Boy: [Squeezing into the camera's view] Et al means me, you know!> A lot here to talk about. PUBLIUS, et al.
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