From: sprowell@grape.cs.utk.edu (Stacy Prowell) Subject: RED IGUANA DAWN, Episode 22: BORN-AGAIN 'FAQ'- QUESTION SEVEN Date: 22 Mar 1994 21:04:43 GMT Message-ID: <2mnmhbINN474@CS.UTK.EDU>[Famed Loyal Sidekick of the Great Red Follower of James Madison, Ferret Boy, Wearer of the Furry Coat, slams into the door for the fourth time, bruising his shoulder. Nearby, the Great One sits on the edge of the dock and splashes his Iguana Feet in the water.]
Ferret Boy: What about the bottom line for us, O Great One? We really need to get in there before Knowledius finds my por- er, before he raids the refrigerator...In article <2lkivk$aka@inca.gate.net>, publius@inca.gate.net (Publius) writes: > *'FAQ' - QUESTIONS THAT OUGHT TO BE ASKED - QUESTION SEVEN* > > QUESTION: "What is the 'Bottom Line' for Atheism in the USA?"
Knowledgius: Oh, so that's why these were in the fridge. [Smiles happily] Ah, the corrupting influence of Atheism... [Closes eyes and leans back, revelling in his evilness]> ANSWER: When Atheism - (the Religion of the Intellect) - overthrew > Christianity - (the Religion of the Soul) - it destroyed its Ethic > and Social Discipline and replaced it with the product of a > Nihilistic Doctrine that, in one generation, has turned the United > States from a Nation that used to be derided for its "Puritanism" > into the World Capital of Crime,Pornography,Drugs,Sexual Perversion, > Economic Debauchery, and-on-and-on.
Ferret Boy: Yes! That's right! Help me knock the door-> So, the Trend Curve indicates we had better turn our attention to > the problem of Survival.
Ferret Boy: No, just help me knock down the door!> What to do boggles the mind,
Ferret Boy: Shoudln't we restore control of the PubeDome first?> but obviously we must reverse the > the process and restore - in some form - the Christian Religion > to its rightful place as the State Religion of the United States.
Knowledgius: [Tossing the magazine aside] Oh, yeah. You can sell that, no problem.> And, it must be a joint Christian-Jewish effort since the survival > of the Jewish Nation is linked to the survival of the USA.
Ferret Boy: How will that help us defeat Knowledgius? How will that get us out of the PubeDome? How will that help us overthrow the Atheists? I don't understand...> We must end the polemics and vitiperations and practice Empathy.
Ferret Boy and Knowledgius: Huh?> We must realize that if the situation gets worse, the desperate > Christion Survivors will turn George Washington's Prophecy into > reality and the new Age of Caesarism will be born
Ferret Boy: [Moving very close to Publius' Iguana head and enunciating every word distinctly and very, very loudly] Do you have a plan to get into the control room?> - or the worst > eventuality, the End predicted in Chapter 20 of the Apocalypse.
Ferret Boy: Ahhh! Finally!> Though its implementation will take some doing, the solution > is simple:
Ferret Boy: Somehow that completely fails to make even the most remote sort of sense to me.> Put an end to the corrosive "Party" system of Government > and restore the "Electoral" system written into the Constitution, > and fortunately, never changed.
Knowledgius: So the Christian majority you want to set up would just hand over power to Pat Robertson, right? Come on, Rodent Tike! Publius has lost his marbles.> So-called "Majority Rule" is a Hoax. Majorities generated by the > "Party" system never rule. They always turn over the Ruling Power > to Demagogues.
[Will Ferret Boy join forces with the Vile Atheist God, Knowledgius? Does Publius have a plan for taking the PubeDome back from the forces of the Unrighteous? Watch for the next episode, and find out!]> The result will be what our Founding Fathers intended: From the > People will be refined the Organic Leadership of the best > Personalities in the Nation and no one will need fear the results > of their deliberations and decisions - not even the Atheists. > For the Christians Salvation, for the Jews a step on the Road > toward the hoped-for Messianic Age when - as their Prophet > projected - "The Lion will lie with the Lamb". ....Amen > PUBLIUS
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